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Umar kya kahu….
Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

 

Arz Kiya Hai….
Udhar aap majabur baithey hain
Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!

 

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo….

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

 

Phool khilte rahenge….

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.

 

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Dil mein khuda hai….
Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

 

Chand sitaro ne….
Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.

 

DONATE UR EYES….

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??

DONATE UR EYES

kamino ko Social Message b interestng banakar Bhejna Padta hai.. :p

 

Kaise kah De….

Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

 

GARMI me kulfi….
GARMI me kulfi ka maja aata hai,
THANDI me coffee ka maja aata hai,
Hum Waterfall ki tarah SMS karte hai,
Aapka reply Muncipalty ke Pani ki tarah aata hai

 

Na jeene ki tamanna….
Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..
wah wah
Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..

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Churaya na karo….

In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aajmaya na karo,
Tumhara sms per 100 call kar doon.
Bus tum phone uthaya na karo.

 

Sms ka len den….

Sms ka len den chalta rahega,
dosti ka silsila badalta hi rahega,
aap delete karte reh jaoge par,
aapka mobile mere sms se bharta chala jaiga..

 

At school….

When i was at school,
Someone stole my rough book…
now they cal it as

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OXFORD DICTIONARY;-)
Crazy fans u know

 

Likho to paigam…..

Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
har lafz me wo dard bhar do..
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye

 

Duniya badal de…..

FRIEND is Asian paints jo Duniya badal de.
GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala jo Taste mein best.
WIFE is Mosquito coil jo kone se dhund ke mare!

 

Khamosh plkon se…..

Khamosh plkon se ansu chalak aate hai,
Aap kya jane aap kitne yaad ate hai,
Aaj bhi usi wineshop pe tanha khade hai,
Jaha apne kha tha: “Ruko hum abi half leke ate hai”

 

Phone ke rishte….
Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,
Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,
Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,
Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai.

 

Dhund Lo Darji….

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

 

Do not fall in love….

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

 

Har doori mitani….
Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

 

Cid ne sony se….

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

 

Student Shayari:
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja,
Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai.

 

Taara toot jaaye….

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!

 

Gum kaise kah De….

Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

 

Aapke naam…..

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kam

 

Marne ka khauf…..

Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..
wah wah
Na jeene ki tamanna na marne ka khauf..

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Yaadon mein roya jaye….

Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.

 

Likho to paigam….

Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna
ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye
har lafz me wo dard bhar do..
ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye

 

Dimaag hai Kachha….

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..

Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha..!!

 

Aankho se aansuo…..

Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!

 

E-dost unhe….

E-dost unhe meri yaad dila de,
Hum unhe yaad karte hein ye bata de,
Wo sms na kre to pani barsa de,
Or us pani mai unka phone duba de

 

Mat kar mere dost….

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
Wo aankho se waar karti hain,
Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!

 

Dil mein khuda….

Dil mein khuda hai,
Ankho mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari
duniya HUM par fida hai.

 

Dhadkan dil ki….

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

 

Zamane Ki Har Jannat….

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho,

Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho,

Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye,

2O11 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho

 

DILO ko Repair karne….

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..

 

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