Latest BollyWood Jokes 2021 I Rajnikant Joke
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Alia : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia : Kitne hue?
तुम्हें कैसे पता….
PK देखते हुए पति: “कितना फेंकते हैं ये फिल्मों वाले भी, कार इतनी ज्यादा थोड़े ही हिलती है.”
बीवी: “तुम्हें कैसे पता?”
60 Minutes movie….
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes movie.
4 in between 5….
Newton : how to write 4 in between 5???
China : its a joke
Japan : Impossible…
America : question wrong
Pakistan : u asked foolish question i kill u!!…
UK : Not found on internet
From India Rajnikanth : ” F(IV)E”
Do You Know ?
why do japan get frequent earthquakes ?
Ans – coz rajnikant lost his mobile in tokyo on vibrating mode.
Once Rajinikanth was standing on the balcony with a coin in his hand. The coin slipped from his hand and fell down.
Rajinikanth on reaching the ground was searching for the coin but he couldn’t find it.. Guess why?
Because he reached the ground before the coin did.
Rajinikanth:- ek chutki sindoor ki kimat…
A girl to Rajinikanth:- ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu??
Rajinikanth- 0.0526724953 rupees…
First Call ….
When invented telephone,
There was 2 missed calls by Rajinikanth!!
Do You Know ?
Once Rajnikant was travelling in a helicopter via Switzerland
and his wallet fell down.
That place is now called Swiss Bank.
Do You Know ? –
Ek bar Rajinikant ne ek adami ko go to hell kaha
aaj vo aadami “YAMRAJ” ke naam se jana jata he..!!!
Machhar aapko kaate to kya karna chahiye….
Teacher -: Agar raat me machhar aapko kaate to kya karna chahiye??
Santa-: Chup Chap khujakar so Jana Chahiye, kyuki aap Rajnikant to ho nahi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge…!!
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